The Strange Piece of Ass Syndrome was first introduced to me as a
graduate student working on the evolutionary genetics of fruitflies.
Some of my readings involved studies on what had been called, rare male
mating success in Drosophila.
At the same time during this period, I made the acquaintances of two
fellow female graduate students that were both doing research on
various aspects of sex, genetics, and behavior. One was Patty
Gowaty, working with sexual selection in bluebirds. Patty now
is a distinguished professor at the University of Georgia (Athens). She
majorly expanded my views on this subject, and being a feminist of the
70's helped clean up my primitive West Texas thinking and verbage about
women. Thank you, Patty!
Sue's story is not so happy. She was doing some innovative research on
macaque monkeys at the Yerkes Primate Center in Atlanta. Her research
was the first to show that the alpha males were not doing all the
mating in a troop of macaques. The alpha males are at the top of the
pecking order, or Top Horse, in the troop. They get first shot at food
and mates. However, Sue's research showed that the females were mating
with subordinate males at a significant frequency. Many of the young
were offspring from these subordinate males. Sue later was killed by a
deranged Viet Nam vet at a research station in SC. What a tragedy. I
miss her.
This webpage is a based on a lecture I used to give in my
genetics course at
Clemson University on sexual selection. I would usually give it in the
spring, the human
mating season, especially on college campuses.
High School
I can remember back in my high school days, often times when a new guy
would transfer into the school, the girls were all curious and abuzz
about him--unless of course he was an obvious geek. What is this all
about?
I had better luck dating the good-looking honeys from the high school
across town, than I did the ones from my own high school. Why was this?
I stumbled onto a partial answer to these two questions while working
on my PhD at the University of Georgia...
Fruitflies (a.k.a. Drosophila)
Rare
male Mating Success--a number of studies showed that when
"strange" male fruitflies were introduced into a vile containing female
fruitflies, the strange male's had a mating advantage over the old
males that were there. The females would prefer to mate with these
strange males. It was not that they were strange, but rather that they
were different and rare--that is, there were not very many of them. As
soon as their numbers increased in the population, they lost this
mating advantage. This rare male mating advantage effect was seen even
if the males were genetically identical to the females and other males,
as long as the rare males came from a different vial.
Fish and other beasties (but not primates or
humans yet)
Fish, amphibians, and reptiles all have been found that females often
mate with multiple males. Females in some species will actually store
sperm from more than one male. So much for being the alpha male. This
phenomenon relates to the rare male mating success seen in
fruitflies...and in high school. (Although, back in my high school
days, I not sure they were actually mating. At least I wasn't.)
Point: females were being nearly as promiscuous as the males.
Primates (non-humans)
As Sue Bernstein's studies showed, macaque females were sneaking around
behind the alpha male's back and mating with other males in the troop.
Studies with other primates have shown similar results with some
species being more promiscuous than others.
Maybe this is a good time to also introduce monogamy as a closely
related concept--and long term pair bonding. You see these in birds and
other mammals too.
We
do find monogamy and long term pair bonding in other primates and
birds. Not all, but for some species. Mongamy refers to what we would
call marriage in humans. It refers to only mating with one mate. Of
course this is only myth in many cases.
Likewise, we see long
term pair bonding in birds, primates, and even occasionally in humans.
This means a mating pair stays together through more than one mating
season. Mating season in humans is all year long but for other critters
not necessarily so.
Let's move on to humans now...
Humans
The
short version is that overall humans are pretty promiscuous too. Some
cultures/ tribes can be very promiscuous. Fisher talks about these.
So how does the strange piece of ass play into all this and what is its relation to all this fooling around (promiscuity)?
It is all about evolution
More
specifically, it is about genetic variation and optimizing the sexes'
evolutionary strategies. Again, the object of the evolutionary game is
survival and reproduction. (Woops, I just realized I haven't written
these webpages yet. I will add them to my list.) He or she that does
both of these best, i.e. survives and reproduces, wins.
Genetic variation
What
we learned decades ago is that, in general, genetic variation is good.
A population with a lot of genetic variation is healthier, more viable,
and has higher reproduction. Again, the early studies were done with
fruitflies, but the story appears to be the same for all other species.
So genetic variation increases your survival and reproduction.
Even
Darwin, as in Charles, the father of evolution, realized that you had
to have genetic variation for natural selection to work and the
evolutionary process to work in general. He had only a very
rudimentary, and unfortunately pretty off the mark, understanding of
genetics. Gregor Mendel had published his work on genetics in peas and
Darwin had a copy of the manuscript in his library. But he did not
understand it. It had math in it and math, to Darwin, had nothing or
little to do with biology.
What do we mean by "genetic
variation"? Genetic variation refers to more than one allele for a
specific gene being present in the population. (See page on Basic Genetics)
As an example we can refer to the ABO blood types in humans. Each of
these blood types is due to a different allele for the alpha hemoglobin
gene. So there are three alleles in the human population for this gene,
an A allele, a B allele, and an O allele. Any individual in the
population will carry a maximum of two of these alleles. One he gets
from his mother and the other from his father.
As
an example of
how genetic variation increases survival, let us look at hybrid vigor.
When you have a hybrid between two different strains, in agriculture
for example, the hybrid offspring often carries a lot more genetic
variation than either of the parental strains. Hybrid crops are
examples of this. Likewise, the mule is a hybrid between a horse and a
donkey (two different species, not strains). Mules are very hardy
animals. It is because the hybrids have so much genetic variation.
Unfortunately, the two parental species are two different and the poor
mule is sterile, but very healthy.
One
of the ways genetic variation increases survival and reproduction is by
masking or covering up deleterious alleles and mutations.
We can
also look on the opposite end of this spectrum, called inbreeding.
Inbreeding is the mating between closely related individuals.
Inbreeding does two things. First, it reduces genetic variation because
closely related individuals carry many of the same alleles. Second, it
tends to uncover deleterious alleles because, since closely related
individuals carry many of the same deleterious alleles, they don't have
alternative alleles (variants) to cover up those bad alleles. (Clear as
mud, right?)
The short of all this is that by being promiscuous,
both sexes are maximizing their genetic variability and thus their
survival and reproduction. But the sexes strategies differ...
The Males Evolutionary Game
For males there is very little cost for being promiscuous. Sperm is
cheap, easy to produce. It takes very little energy to make a lot of
sperm. So the male's optimal evolutionary strategy is to go around
inseminating any available females. He thus maximizes his reproduction.
Back
when it was only males that studied this stuff, e.g. Charles Darwin and
the boys, we thought this was the end of it. It was just too costly for
females to be promiscuous. A female, if she becomes pregnant, pays a
very high reproductive cost. She carries the baby for nine months, has
to nurse it for say two years, provide for it and herself, etc. Very
costly
So all these male evolutionary biologist argued, see,
girls, you should sit at home, behave yourselves, and not be
promiscuous. Right? Wrong. Enters female evolutionary biologists like
Patty Gowaty...
The females counter strategy
It turns out that females can optimize their reproduction by being
promiscuous too. Why put all your proverbial eggs in one basket? In a
tribe, like primitive man and modern primates, by mating with more than
one male in the tribe, none of them knew who the kid belonged to. Who
was its father? (This was of course before the days of DNA analysis and
CSI episodes.) Therefore, females could get the care and protection of
several males in the tribe, thus increasing both her reproduction and
survival and that of her offspring. Cool, no?
Back to the Strange Piece of Ass Syndrome
Now
before you all go out and get hot, horny, and promiscuous, there are
tradeoffs, one of which in humans is STD's. Evolution/natural selection
seems to have balanced the advantages of monogamy and long term pair
bonding with the advantages/disadvantages of promiscuity. So in
general, human populations tend to be more toward the
monogamy/long-term end of the spectrum...as opposed to the
screw-everyone-you-can end.